Omg, hey girl. Welcome to my site. My name is Jeffrey and I'm an artist living in San Francisco. There's some mighty real artwork I'd like you to see. You can use the navigation menu above to see all the fabulousness.

Photos of fraternity bros? Got it! Sculptures made with communion wafers? Obviously. The best pun ever? You betcha! A 200-foot long metal chain-link fence covered in over 25,000 Mardi Gras beads? Had it, but a bunch of people took all the beads! Sigh, such is the life of an artist. Or just another Tuesday, amirite?